Urban Dictionary: On the root

To be extremely high to the point that you are unable to get up and be productive.

Bro, I am rooted to this chair and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

by 66Shadow September 19, 2011

To have sex.

"She wants to root all the boys"

"I had a root last night"

by Frihet April 18, 2009

v. past: To have your computer compromised; to have an attacker gain unauthorized root access.

"Your box got rooted!? Fuck a duck!"

by The Grammar Nazi June 06, 2001

Slang, commonly used in Belfast, for an erect penis. Can also be used to describe someone that is particularly irritating

1. I was watching some serious porn and i was up a massive root
2. Justin Timberlake is a wee root

by t_scullion July 10, 2008

Root, cock, dick, schlong, johnson, call it what you will.

Ballick naked he was...and he was up a root!

Piers Morgan? That fuckin' root? Fuck I really hate the cunt.

by Clarkekentyboy April 28, 2008

Brett likes to play with his root.

by tommy d717 May 09, 2006