a term from online games desciribing a problem in a game causing people or objects to "freeze" and re-apear elseware, very annoying and sometimes used as an excuse by noobs (e.g. noob just got killed so he says: "Stupid lag!!!!")
dude, this map is lagging like crazy!
man the lag is killin me!
by dadefiner December 19, 2008
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A newb's excuse for getting pwned
some guy:OFMG Lag
me:STFU this is a LAN newb. I pwnt yoos.
by BullChri May 23, 2005
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An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression
Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*
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When you ask someone if theyvare going to keep a promise or not.
by Quinzelromo August 31, 2016
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Slowness in an online game because of a bad server, or an over-abundance of people using it.
Uber-l33t-noobzorman: "OMFG damn lag... a poring just killed me..."
Me: "dude... you just suck."
by The Ownage February 24, 2005
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Messing up in life; Failed at something very important
McCain was lagging it toward the end of the election campaign. That is why he lost
by SupermanDantheMan November 07, 2008
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A word that instills fear in the hearts of 'World of Warcraft' fanatics and those who would join the urb-nerd camp everywhere, as thirty or so people have offered irritatingly nerdy definitions for this bit of tech vernacular, thus NO ONE should post a definition with more than one instance of internet shorthand, because it gets really annoying to see online gamers deliver expositories upon scenarios that can only occur in front of a keyboard and a computer moniter. that being said, lag is nothing more than a digial device's irritating tendency to process input more slowly than it takes for the user to output it.
Me: hey, i pressed a button on my cell phone and it took a couple of seconds for it to register
friend: why's that
Me:I don't know, looks like my cell phone is a victim of lag
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