When a girl who has had sex has never had an orgasm, but a girl who has never had sex has had plenty.
Cake: I just had sex.
Bean: Did you orgasm?
Cake: NO.
Bean: That's ironic, because I've never even kissed a guy but I've had plenty of them.
Bean: Did you orgasm?
Cake: NO.
Bean: That's ironic, because I've never even kissed a guy but I've had plenty of them.
by cakenbean March 09, 2009
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It's ironic that “Erratic conduct and behavior” are reasons @realDonaldTrump is revoking ex @CIA director @JohnBrennan’s security clearance. Adds Brennan has conducted “frenzied commentary
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by cookie101 May 22, 2005
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adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.
v. to force another to dress up nicely.
adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.
archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
v. to force another to dress up nicely.
adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.
archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.
Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.
Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.
Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
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the clubs you use while playing golf within 200 yds. starts from a 3 iron to a 9 including a pitching wedge
by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005
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by the bald one July 15, 2010
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1. When a phrase means the opposite of what it literally says.
Opp. literal
NB However similar, not to be confused with sarcasm
2. When an event happens in a certain situation which is contrary to what one would expect.
Opp. literal
NB However similar, not to be confused with sarcasm
2. When an event happens in a certain situation which is contrary to what one would expect.
It would be ironic if the former Worlds Fattest Man died of starvation.
When Ricky Martin, latin american sex-symbol and ladykiller, became famous, there were rumours flying about the media that he was gay.
However, when the russian group T.a.T.u became famous, rumours arose in the media that the two girls that were alledgedly lesbians were in fact heterosexual.
When Ricky Martin, latin american sex-symbol and ladykiller, became famous, there were rumours flying about the media that he was gay.
However, when the russian group T.a.T.u became famous, rumours arose in the media that the two girls that were alledgedly lesbians were in fact heterosexual.
by Rowan D. Easternhall July 26, 2006
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