To be under the influence of THC to the point where it's physically and psychologically difficult to move to change the channel or switch the movie or get something to eat.
Dude...I have a frozen pizza we should heat up!

Dude...yes, make it happen.

No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.
by MothyrGoose August 26, 2009
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To lie on a wooden floor and stare at the ceiling while philosofying about love, life, universe and everything.
To achieve a strong flooring experience, one needs appropriate flooring music.
To strengthen the experience, a good spaghetti Bolognese meal should be enjoyed beforehand.
PhilHarmony: Damn Jimmy, I'm really confused about all these complex issues regarding love, life, universe and everything..
Jimmy: Chill dude, let's do some flooring for a while and sort things out!!
PhilHarmony: Yeah man, that sounds great!!
by shgang January 09, 2009
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Floor is a god, floor is a new cult , we worship him , love the floor , it tastes like heaven
I worship FLOOR
Avi worship GOD FLOOR
And we clean our god with bleach
by SmallBlue_Boi November 09, 2020
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A place to lay down on when you get home
A Person: When I get home I’m going to lay down on the floor

Another Person: That’s a good idea
by Hola Floors February 19, 2020
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One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is intelligent, kind, honest and gives the best advice. Your deepest, darkest secrets are save with her. She will always be loyal to you and is a great catch. She also has a very nice booty ;)
Damn she is beautiful, she must be a Floor.
by WaveyBabey April 18, 2018
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