by Couch cat February 25, 2019
A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
by Star Platinum April 25, 2014
One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.
"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."
"What a couch whore."
"What a couch whore."
by philozopher99 January 14, 2012
by poopei October 06, 2020
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by clamcouch March 20, 2019
When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018

