To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.
by Couch cat February 25, 2019
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A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.
by Star Platinum April 25, 2014
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One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.
"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."

"What a couch whore."
by philozopher99 January 14, 2012
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when you are asked if your going somewhere
are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”
by poopei October 06, 2020
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When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"
by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018
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