adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.
by Aldo February 05, 2005
A word used to replace words such as "fuck", or "shit", and has multiple uses as saying "back off". Or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.
Example one
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"
by lukashnsn5 August 30, 2011
by BIlly the Poet March 06, 2009
When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.
"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!
by Cousin P December 18, 2013
by Megsi May 21, 2005
A piece of living room furniture that is traditionally made out of leather wood and some kind of stuffing.
The most comfortable type of furniture known to man.
Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch
The most comfortable type of furniture known to man.
Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch
by Uggin November 17, 2008
Tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.
by Blaze7071 April 02, 2010