dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
by yeahdude789 June 22, 2007
the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher
Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
by the_adam_bomb30 February 01, 2017
by KaylaNB August 29, 2009
The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.
Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!
by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009
by Deva November 07, 2012
Not going out on an evening when expected to.
The act of staying in and being lazy, laying on the couch watching movies
The act of staying in and being lazy, laying on the couch watching movies
by leeeeeno August 06, 2011
by Dubiks December 31, 2018