You’re online dating using tinder or hinge or whatever app and you’re getting along with someone, eventually you get their number and set a date but instead of ghosting you they put you on the bench while they talk to someone else to see who is better worthy of your time and effort making ‘you’ a benchwarmer.
Bro I got this girls number and I asked her out for Saturday night and she said yes.. it’s been three days since I’ve heard from her but I think we are still on, should I ask or do you think I’m being benched?
by Chrissypoo9992 February 18, 2020
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When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them
"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"
by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 06, 2020
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Used to replace the word bitch when arround children or other people who you know are offended by swear words.
Look out! She'll go all bench on you.
by wild_prairie_gal September 24, 2008
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Act involving sitting on a bench, smoking a joint, and talk about neuroscience,
- Hey Pooja, do you want to join us for some benching tonight?
- No.
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to sit/chill/talk/eat etc. somewhere
I'm gonna go bench it at Trevors house later.
by zachnnn April 29, 2007
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the act of remaining online and on call as an alternate member of your guild's raid in an MMORPG (e.g. World of Warcraft). this usually involves staying out of all other groups while at the level cap. it has been found to be very unpleasant, as it involves wasting time in the game that you've already wasting playing the game.
There are way too many death knights that are better geared than me attending the raid. Now I'm benching in case someone doesn't show or has to log. In the meantime I can't run any heroics to increase my status as a badge whore.
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To Bench: To insert an object into the jap-eye of your penis.
What did you do with that pill?

-I benched it.
by Andycantskate December 11, 2008
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