A person that pays money for a jersey and to be a part of the team and doesn’t get to play a single minute..
Sherwin and John we’re bench warmers for the Orlem Zonals
by EmmanuelNoronha July 07, 2020
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When a girl gets her period she is not allowed to go into the swimming pool. She still has to suit up but has to sit on the bench. Everyone knows she has her period.
Hey there's Debbie on blood bench...lol...looks like she is on the rag today.
by quartermoa August 18, 2016
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Verb to bench. To act on, achieve or try completing a task in a fast and determined manner
That beer’s getting old! Go on! You’ve got to bench it!
by Husky Boy June 08, 2020
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A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus May 30, 2015
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To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
by DirtyHot January 18, 2012
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A flat surface at about seat height, that despite being very uncomfortable is used as a bench by students. Usually whist eating.
Person 1: "Are you on a break?"
Person 2: "Yeah, slug bench?"
Person 1: "YEAH!"
by Finn McCooleo September 25, 2009
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A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives
Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
by MyNameIsCookie January 20, 2015
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