to have sexual intercourse with a member of the fairer sex.
I think I'm going to go home tonight and pat the old lady on the ass and park the ol' yacht in hair harbor. Deal!
by weave March 24, 2003
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Them guys over there. Guys that will drink anything with alcohol in it.
Take that Budweiser to them Han Yachts.
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An extremely attractive person of the opposite sex that you'd like to have sex with but can't because he or she is taken or is way out of your league causing you to day-dream about being on them naked, riding until the sun comes up during spring break

The opposite of a moped
Example:

Guy 1: did you see that gorgeous woman at the bar last night?
Guy 2: hell yeah, I'd show her off to everyone I know. She's my Dream Yacht.

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It's too bad Tyler is married. Hes so hott! He is my dream yacht.
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A yacht without exclusively attractive occupants. The antonym of Hot Yacht
Look at all those hotties on board that boat over... oh wait a sec look at the captain. I thought it was a Hot Yacht for a second but it's actually a Not Yacht.
by Nutata June 07, 2016
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A small yacht the features all of the same amenities as it's larger counterparts, in a compact package. Typically between 20' and 30' long. They are trailer-able and accommodate 4-6 people. Similar to a Tiny Home in purpose, you can achieve your desired boating lifestyle in a more affordable package.
We traveled the entire Great Loop in a Pocket Yacht
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First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.
You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.
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Another yacht club on the long island sound, lots of rich people from pelham manor go here, to store their fancy yacht. Neighboring the new york athletic club. Founded in the 1800s. The sailors are world class, another example of rich yacht clubs on the sound like larchmont yacht club. THEY OWNED AN ISLAND! AN ISLAND!
Honey, why dont we become members at the huguenot yacht club? Oh dear you know you have to have an income of 500,000 dollars a year to be a member! Remember, were from new rochelle no pelham!!
by Landon673 October 25, 2019
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