1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis
Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.
by Mike December 29, 2003
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When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.
"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."

"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"

"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"

"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"
by Lord Funzor August 28, 2007
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A guy who is on LSD or Heroin and usually sells bricks of marijuana in a foreign country.
Did you hear Scott was caught in Mexico with bricks? Oh, Needles is back. Just saw him in class today.
by Justlilbit July 27, 2016
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When one with a needle dick gets completely out of control. Completely out of line. Needling to the extreme.
by Dennmoney February 16, 2011
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While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.
Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 27, 2015
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Translated from Russian, "Dickey Minus". Means roughly "wild one down" or "scav down". Used as a meme, meaning nothing. Spammed by Escape from Tarkov players and used often by Kotton.
"Dickey needles! Dickey needles! Dickey needles!"
by iamablackmanSEEMEROAR!!! July 31, 2019
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