Urban Dictionary: On the Needle

Lethal Injection

They can give you 25 to life, or they can give you the needle.

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Youre needling me

by oracle March 12, 2004

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Aggression between two people or teams, particularly in sport.

There's always needle when Manchester United play Leeds.

by ScouseJim January 31, 2006

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1. Being strung out/high on heroine.
2. Having a tattoo.

That junkie's always needled.

That guy's needled with a sick tattoo.

by Jaynik November 08, 2007

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A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.

Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.

by Tspoon December 02, 2005

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A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.

I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.

by Anita Kakenmee September 07, 2008

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A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick

You have a real needle.

by rimmer January 21, 2003

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