The moon is super shy. They only look us in the eyes once a month. But when the moon looks at us, they give us their happiest smile and they are the brightest face in the night sky. Almost impossible not to notice them when this happens.

Maybe the reason why the Moon hesitates to look at us is because they see all the awesome stuff happening in our civilization and they feel inferior?
*people arguing*
Person A: Hey look, the moon's out!
Person B: Cool.
by Helispark November 02, 2019
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Verb (informal), used with or without an object: to consider or to think about; to mull

Note: may be used actively or passively.
Jack (to Marie): Are you down in the dumps for what happened?

Marie: Not at all. In fact, I don't want to moon it.
by dajo10 August 17, 2010
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A pseudo gang started in Richlands NC. Consists of 10+ members. Rivals of The Suns.
'Isn't that *Name omitted*?"
"Yeah, hes in The Moons."
by The sinful Dr. May 03, 2009
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When you put your phone on “Do Not Disturb” mode; comes from the iPhone DND logo
Sorry I didn’t answer your text, my phone was on the moon.
by meeeeeeeeeesh January 20, 2019
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to welch on a bet
You ever get paid on that bet?

Nah man, I got mooned by that fag.
by sjandb October 21, 2008
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