The ability to express emotion without use of the lower half of the face for emotional expressions behind a mask.
by ER_R August 20, 2020
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by I want to piss on you! April 13, 2020
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Covids, also commonly said as "The Covids," is plural for people that are perceived as possibly having Covid-19 or similar virus. People sneezing, coughing, have elevated temperature, or are showing signs of any generic sickness whatsoever, can be seen as being One of the Covids. Anyone talking about being sick could be one of the Covids, and any symptom could also be a sign of having Covid, such as having diarrhea, indigestion, unfavorable opinions about the government, coughing, being generally unpleasant, or vomiting could also classify You as a Covid. Internet trolling could also be a symptom of Covid-19, and really could be anything. So, just shout "He's one of the Covids!" or "Covids! Run!" whenever someone is anything less than perfect health so you can survive the Covid-19 pandemic.
Man: "Honey, Look! That guy 20 feet in front of us is sneezing and coughing! And he doesn't have a mask!"
Woman: "He's one of the Covids! We got to get out of here!"
Man pushes Woman down to escape and she gets coughed on, gets Covid-19, and dies 4 days later.
Man 1: *Sneezes in an elevator*
Man 2: "He's a Covid! Run for your lives!"
Man 2 and Man 3 beat Man 1 to death and run out of the building. No charges are placed on Man 2 or Man 3 because the coughing man was found to have Covid-19 in a public facility.
Reporter 1: "Is it a Virus?"
Interviewed: "We don't know."
Reporter 2: "How does it spread; is it airborne?"
Interviewed: "Well, that is a possibility. We don't know."
Reporter 1: "Is this an international health hazard, or a military concern?"
Interviewed: "Both."
Reporter 2: "Are these Covids alive or dead?"
Interviewed: "We don't know."
Reporter 1 coughs and sweats lightly, and is summarily beaten and killed. Later, being found to have Covid-19 after testing positive was classified as a toxic health hazard and was cremated with all belongings.
Woman: "He's one of the Covids! We got to get out of here!"
Man pushes Woman down to escape and she gets coughed on, gets Covid-19, and dies 4 days later.
Man 1: *Sneezes in an elevator*
Man 2: "He's a Covid! Run for your lives!"
Man 2 and Man 3 beat Man 1 to death and run out of the building. No charges are placed on Man 2 or Man 3 because the coughing man was found to have Covid-19 in a public facility.
Reporter 1: "Is it a Virus?"
Interviewed: "We don't know."
Reporter 2: "How does it spread; is it airborne?"
Interviewed: "Well, that is a possibility. We don't know."
Reporter 1: "Is this an international health hazard, or a military concern?"
Interviewed: "Both."
Reporter 2: "Are these Covids alive or dead?"
Interviewed: "We don't know."
Reporter 1 coughs and sweats lightly, and is summarily beaten and killed. Later, being found to have Covid-19 after testing positive was classified as a toxic health hazard and was cremated with all belongings.
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A term used to describe a person or thing that is uncomfortably close in vicinity to oneself ie. when someone is standing too close for comfort, breaking proximity etiquette.
Dude, you’re covid, please move at least six feet back.
The bus was so full today that we were all covid.
The bus was so full today that we were all covid.
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by Bertiegirl April 16, 2020
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When you and your partner get dressed to the nines to go to the post office, gas station and grocery store during a pandemic.
Hey babe, will you hand me my Prada heels, gold Navajo cuff and eyeliner for our covidate? I need to get gas, drop off some mail and grab some milk and butterscotch for my cookies tomorrow.
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