Urban Dictionary: On the Cob

Something so corny it's still on the cob.

"Damn he was being really corny today..."
"Real shit though. He was on the cob."

"Tell me why this test is on the cob."

by OntheCob November 18, 2012

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cobbed

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.

There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!

by Mr. Weebitzy December 07, 2013

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tucking your junk inbetween your legs and turning to bend over and show any unfortunate onlookers

Casey got everybody with the cob that day!!

by phillip sims April 18, 2006

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Cobbing

To project one's own personality or way of thinking onto someone else.

"If they were hungry they would do this." "No if you were hungry then you would do that. You're cobbing."
"Nobody pours milk before cereal" "No you don't pour milk before cereal. You're cobbing."

by Quip Logic February 02, 2015

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cob on

Verb: (I think)

Origin: Northern England

Term used to describe the state of being usually referred to as grumpiness or sulking. Aka 'being in an arse', 'having a mard' or just basically being a miserable, pissed off so and so.

Peter: "What's wrong with that stupid bitch?"

Paul: "F*** knows, she's got a cob on"

by Glenn Parington June 26, 2005

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Cob on

Bad tempered mood,

"He wouldn't talk to me as he had a right cob on" or
"She had such a cob on that she wouldn't even put the kettle on"

by Elizza June 10, 2006

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cob

Acronym for Close of Business. Usually referring to a 5:00PM deadline.

Middle manager: "umm, if you could just get that done by COB, that would be terrrrrrrific."
Programmer: "sure, I'll get to that right away" ::what the hell, I guess I better do that right away...I'll look up COBB on Urban Dictionary::

by middle manager March 10, 2005

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