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"On my ones" is a popular phrase used in South East London high schools and is simply slang for “on my own”. As all slang does, the phrase slowly died out and is now used purely for comic effect. Variants of the phrase include: On your ones, Ones and One-sies.
Guy A: I'm just going to go get some chocolate.

Guy B: Don't leave me On my ones!

Guy A: Shut up...
by BakedBeans November 28, 2009
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Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Performing at my best. Proficient. Sharp. Prepared to do well.
There's no better baller (basketball player) than me, this season I'm on my one
by wordem'up October 11, 2011
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