The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!
Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
by MartinLutherQueen March 10, 2011
by ADOLF Loved you back February 01, 2021
Used to denote something that is so good that it hurts a little (or even a lot).
This would likely be used rarely in the positive, something that is so good that having experienced it, you can now die knowing that you have had the best and are happy.
Most common usage IS in the negative, as is described in the example below.
This would likely be used rarely in the positive, something that is so good that having experienced it, you can now die knowing that you have had the best and are happy.
Most common usage IS in the negative, as is described in the example below.
Everyone tells you how AWESOME something is, like a pastry or a movie. Then you go to that movie and don't like it (or just think it's so-so, or nothing special). Or, in our other example, you try the pastry and it's not "to die for". In both situations, when asked if you liked it, you say "It didn't burn my balls"
by basement jez February 26, 2010
by bumpkinpatch October 09, 2019
by Occsters May 28, 2012
by Ryan A April 26, 2006
The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."
Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...
by Moosecock82 February 24, 2011

