a person who is ur parent and is female.
She talks and talks and talks until u wanna hit her over the head with a shovel. :)
God, mom, why wont u just shut up? Please Stop Talking to me. I get it, i wont ever try to stick a roach in the microwave again. now shut up!
by photohungry August 18, 2007
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(no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.
billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM
by SISTAR April 04, 2011
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They love you sometimes, and sometimes they suck!
Mom: Im sorry, but you make me sick!

Me: Thanks... :( *jumps out of window*
by keepout October 04, 2009
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The foreman of your first residence, the baby factory.
878 Fallopian Lane
Uterus, MOM 12345
by Wesley M. Williams February 09, 2005
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she has the finest ass this side of the mississippi
"Dude, will's mom has a sweet ass! I'd tap it." says Mike
by Negative- March 31, 2005
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a common joke that teenagers use when they are too lame to come up with any other comeback.
man 1: Dude! you're so lame!

man 2: you're mom is lame.
by dictionarylady September 02, 2008
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