When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."
by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017
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When you run to the bathroom with your pants down and shit is peeking it’s way out of your asshole
I’m happy that 7-11 had a bathroom I shuffled hard
by Camgirl bro September 23, 2019
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A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011
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when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.
someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.
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Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.
I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.
by Big DG December 25, 2017
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When a person's eyebrow are so thin, or even not existent. It is assumed the person plucked their eyebrows so thin, a popular style in the 90s and early 00s, that they can no longer regrow them.
by Rose128 October 27, 2017
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Derived from the term "whippin' it"; to drive a vehicle (typically a car, jet ski or speed boat) in an exuberant and energetic fashion.

The first widely known example of the term came from its appearance in the track "The Life" (written by the singer-songwriter Tinashe with support from songwriting duo Alexander Kronlund and Lukas Hilbert). The track gained popularity after being performed by the teenage focused pop group Fifth Harmony and released on their "7/27" album.
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"Dude, check out that bombshell whipping hard on the jet-ski."
by YippieXZY October 13, 2016
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