Don't cry. Don't be a bitch. They are making fun of you on the Internet. It's the INTERNET bitch. No RL (Real Life).
Often used under the pretense of being gay.
No Tears, dude. Man up.
by ZoobOrange May 15, 2010
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When the bachelor is on and people start to cry because the wrong person was picked.
When the two are about to know the fate of marriage and one gets ducked over and the snotty ass one gets picked then the tears come.
by Surfer_boy March 01, 2010
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Liquid sorrow that your eyes excrete.
Oh oh oh ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks! Oh oh oh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete!

(All credit to the geniuses at Auto Tune the News)
by pablo61 June 24, 2010
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to have sex so hard, the vagina, or anus is noticeably loose.
(future reference) "i'm so going to tear her ass up tonight"
(past tense) "i tore that ass up"
by Christian Anthony Perez April 11, 2012
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Ejaculation of the eyes in the form of salty water.
Guys, epic victory royale moment! I came home from school and dad was beating mom! Dad told me if I ignored her crying and tears on the floor I would get John Wick AND SKULL TROOPER! Now that is an epic victory royale!
by Epictiktokroyale November 03, 2018
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The English equivalent of the 😂 emoji. Often used in conjunction with "lol" by passive-aggressive people.
"Lol, I stayed up all night finishing an essay, but I just found out the deadline isn't for another week!! Tears."
by Jo Sarian July 05, 2018
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