1. A long poking device. Often used to poke sleeping people, usually waking them up, pissing them off and ultimatley poking an eye out.

2. Someone who is so thin they look like a pole. Often they can be used to poke people. Although this hurts the pole it is extremely funny to watch the victims reaction when they realise what they are being poked by.

3. A electric stick with which you poke sleeping Hobos and Bums and tell them to "get the hell outta here!"
1. A: Lets poke joe with this long poking device.
B: Ok, aim for his eyes.
A: K
Joe: Argh my eyes, GIVE THEM BACK.

2.
Pole: I am thin, use me as a poking device
A: Haha, I will poke a sleeping bum.
Bum: Oof, Ouch. He's wearing sharp clothing!

3. Man: Move it bum-boy!
by Fearthepokingdevice February 26, 2005
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A slang term used to describe a gentlemen's club i.e a stripclub
"You bro... i just fucked one of the baddest bitches from the poles"
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The word retards use when they don't know the difference between "poll" and "pole".

Originated somewhere on the internet, possibly Anandtech forums, probably not.
***POLE*** Which of these chicks is the hottest
a) My mom
b) The prostitute I hooked up with last week
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n. Pole is used to define any inside joke (because the actual 'iside joke' word is too long. Pronounced "poleuh"
- Look, HABAGAGBAYDF!
- Wtf did you just say?
- Its a Pole. You can't understand it.
by mihihipoleakaputnam May 21, 2011
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Penis On LEgs. Used when the words Dick Head are not enough.
Darren is a pole; A Pole, Tom Is. (yoda)
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“Man i just poled the hell out of Britt yesterday”
“Man that must’ve been majestic as fuck

“It was”
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Another term for a redneck. Referencing how their family tree doesn't branch out.
That carhart jacket made him look like such a pole.
by The UweBolla Virus March 01, 2006
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