Mr Mohammed is lies too much; I think he is a Lai.

"Tom invited me to a party with his friends the other night"
"Dude, I'd be careful Tom is a lai it might be one of those furry parties"

-That's the prettiest girl i've ever seen
-Well obviously, its lais

Lai is super gay and fucks hard

That lai is just awesome

Lai is beautiful and so kind to others

omg you must be lais