unfunny, cringey people (usually armys) that live in a world where time is nonexistent and make jokes that are dead
example 1:
girl 1: i wanna be mutuals with @....
girl 2: you dont shes a no jam

example 2:
normal army: wow jungkook looks really attractive here
no jam: oh my jin IKR jungkook oppa is so hot thats why hes my bias
normal army: oh ok my bias is jimin
no jam: HAHAHAHAHA JIMIN HAS NO JAMS
by basicname May 31, 2018
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people use the word jam jam as a shorter way to say jamica it can be used we askin wer sum 1 is from.
oi blud .. wer u from
jam jam init
im goin jam jam in da suma its gona b dope
by shakz April 03, 2006
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Used to describe something that was really fun or cool.
'That was the jam' is sort of the same thing as 'that was a blast' or 'that was a ball.'

It's pretty much the Jam. That show was the Jam. Etc.

by Dana S. November 08, 2005
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While she was at my party, she rudely said, "OMG, this party is no-jam."
by luvinqs November 20, 2015
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1. to be caught doing something not guch i.e. cheating, texting, hooking up with someone who is fuckt in de face

2. the state of being fucked in the face, or anywhere else
1. "what are you waiting for? Jam him!"

2. "oh man youngah a wee bit jammed in de face...need some bunty nice and guch?"
by nice and guch November 24, 2009
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Did you see the jam jams on her?

We're going to the Jam bar tonight 8)
by ThatAznGuyFromVictoria February 19, 2014
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to leave, often in haste. similar to head out or bounce
by H43N December 25, 2011
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