Person 1: you kissed with a girl the other day, are you in relationship?
Person 2: no, we were just drunk

To quote the majority of the song "Piss Off" by the Arrogant Sons of Bitches (A break-up song):

"P-I-S-S-O-F-F-Hey!

I remember way back when,
When I wanted you to be mine.
And now that I've kind of had you,
I wonder was it all just a waste of time?
And did it make sense jumping into something
Knowing that I'd get hurt?
I don't know, but my boss thinks not,
It makes me less productive at work!

And all my friends told me "look out!"
'Cause you were treating me like shit!
I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue,
And I thought nothing of it!
I blame relationship's termination
For why things are never fine.
I've dreaded this moment from the day we met:
We have to say goodbye!

Now all I do is pine and smoke
With all my friend.
I regret not moving on
Even though I said I did,
Fuck, shit, dammit.
How many times do I have to call you
Just because you call me first?
You see, we're nothing together
But a bunch of obligations
That just make me feel worse!

So why was I the last to know
When you ride some other guy?
And why should I have even cared
That night you said you cried?
My stomach threw up my daily nutrition
And your anti-morals robbed me blind.
I loved you, and you blew it,
And you broke your own heart.
So eat this last goodbye!

Piss off: this is the last goodbye."

Relationship.

My relationships usually don't last over 2 years.

Person 1: *touches butt*
Person 2: “Thaaaaats ma butt”
Person 1: “Uhhh yeah. We’re in a relationship now??”
Person 2: -__- really

Even though Roger is in a Frat, he is still relationshipable.

Are you asking me to be in a relationship

There is no point in getting into a relationship with somebody. There always be somebody willing to try and take your partener away from you.