Did you hear about the kid who got second degree burns on his fling-flang when he tried to fornicate with a Hot Pocket?

Yeah, I guess Pete is an Omnomnisexual... how progressive and trendy.

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"