Oh My God What The Fuck

a phrase used by armyonces when even the smallest interaction occurs within bangtwice

1) short for Oh My God, when used as OMFG, it means Oh my F*cking god
2) Short for Czech sentence "Ochutnej můj guláš", which means "taste my goulash", when used as OMFG it means "Ochutnej můj fazolový guláš" - "taste my bean goulash"

an involuntary exclamation when confronted by extreme awesomeness or cuteness

When you have sex with a girl and you completely ignore her for the first half and look away. Then all of a sudden you look straight into her eyes and scream at the top of your lungs. The desired effect is that later after you're done she will call her friends and say: "OMG did your boyfriend do this? because he scared the shit out of me when he did that."

Typically a girl between the ages of 18-22 who carries fake designer bags, wears empire-waisted shirts, and generally wears fashion victim clothing bought from Wet Seal, Forever 21, American Eagle, Hollister, etc.

They are usually found stumbling around drunk after drinking minimal amounts of alcohol and acting like they're better than other people. If they get on a guest list at even the most un-exclusive of clubs, they think it's a big deal.

They are distinguished by their fake, slightly-nasally, wanna-be Paris Hilton "accents" and are often over-heard saying, "Ohmigod, Ohmigod" hence the name.

For example: "OMG,OMG. This like, Smirnoff Iiiiice? Is, like, the most fantastic drink evarrrr?"

When someone tells you to stop in a mean way because they are mean