When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021
The term originated in the back alleys of Bangkok.
A mastication adjective,
When the cook drops the filthiest flavours on your flavour follicles! You make the filthiest bass face and tell them to reload the omelette.
Please do not confused with a Dirty Omelette.
A mastication adjective,
When the cook drops the filthiest flavours on your flavour follicles! You make the filthiest bass face and tell them to reload the omelette.
Please do not confused with a Dirty Omelette.
'Did you try that new recipe bro?'
'Hell yeah, it was next level mate! Almost came when i got that Filthy Omelette!'
'Hell yeah, it was next level mate! Almost came when i got that Filthy Omelette!'
by Filthy B Omelette Digger May 03, 2020
"So I was trying to tell Francie about how gassy the dog's been recently and man, I really dropped an omelette there."
by lowandlazy December 05, 2008
I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette
by Jewverine July 31, 2016
When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.
Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.
by WeirdWeirdWorld February 24, 2017
When a girl takes her menstrual leftovers and prepares it like one would a regular chicken egg. The next step after earning your red wings
Egan: Aye Ben how was your date?
Ben: It was her time of the month so we fucked and in the morning she made me an iron omelette.
Egan: Bruh that’s fucking grass
Ben: It was her time of the month so we fucked and in the morning she made me an iron omelette.
Egan: Bruh that’s fucking grass
by Stay geeked December 01, 2018
The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 08, 2011