Euphamism for female masturbation

What Cynthia the doll from 90s-00s show, Rugrats, makes for breakfast while she's working out.

When two males leave egg shells behind a gas station after using the eggs as lubrication during anal sex.

what ya get when your woman neglects to tell ya she is on her period during cunnilingus.

Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.

The phrase referring to a sexual maneuver in which a male, upon reaching climax, ejaculates into a female's ear. The male then folds the female's ear over itself (as to simulate the shape of an omelet) and proceeds to beat the ear with his erect penis. The beating continues until the ear turns black and blue, or becomes "burned".

When a man uses egg yolkes as lubrication to butt fuck another man. Then flips him around to suck of the residue as breakfast.