by Larz Johnson August 25, 2009
When two lovemakers are engaging in sweet passionate love and the male specimen releases his pimp juice into the female organism's ear, in which the female slowly, gingerly, and YET passionately moves her hand towards the ear and VIOLENTLY folds it shut.
by Georgene Kenneth IV October 05, 2007
Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".
Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".
Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)
Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)
by wizecracker April 18, 2016
The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.
Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.
by theflamingpie August 03, 2011
Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.
John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
by Jonny-Boi July 11, 2012
I see Justin was makin' a sweet omelet this morning when his Facebook status told me that he was having a hard time picking out which sock color he was going to wear today. What a punter.
by police line do not cross February 03, 2010
An alternative to "oh my god" (or OMG). Often used in forum posts, note the deliberate (or not) misspelling of 'omelet'. Sighted most recently on Woot.com's forum posts.
by Chu422 September 26, 2010