standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese
by Rickety Rack November 09, 2007
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A combination of sex and food.

When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.

Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.

Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.

The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.

Jessy made Nick a Denver Omelet after a crazy romp session.
by P-Diddy Denver Omelet April 30, 2007
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a sexual act, not unlike the "bangladesh bomber", or the "funnel cake", or the "potato salad", or the "shoeless camel", named for the result of the nefarious act.

so youre doing this girl so hard, when you realize youre really hungry. crack an egg in her vag and light up your bunsen burner. apply to vagina. after a few good pounds in her ass, your omelet should pop out. if done correctly this omelet should be in the shape of northern africa.
man, i was so hungry and horny. i just needed an algerian omelet.
by hume 4th 2007 April 23, 2007
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The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.
Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.
by Chef of the day May 09, 2010
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where u poop and pee in side the women and the fuck her until she passes out then do her some more
by Jester16 April 16, 2016
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the art of a man inserting his testicles into a womans mouth then she performs a rapid left-right motion
Yea, last night we were making an omelet. Its harder than it looks!
by your_moms_new_lover May 20, 2009
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