where your postman wants to have a quick wank. He goes onto omegle hoping to find some boobies but ends up finding many willies
by i-am-percy July 3, 2014
a site that is composed of 80% indian men and serves as the sanctuary for horny, sex famished, indian men to prey on white girls
13 year old white girl: I went on omegle last night, and half the time I saw grown ass Indian men in their 40s whipping out their dicks and hitting on me, despite telling them that I'm only 13. The Indian men on omegle are the horniest creatures on Earth, period.
by theblackpirate March 11, 2021
Literally the breeding ground of f boys and f girls. if you are on there you are either horny, lonely, or a troll. 95% cause you are horny
by exposer456 April 27, 2020
by c-town kid May 6, 2010
A world where sluts have a pleasure teasing horny boys who can't help but have a boner at the simple hearing of the word "sexy", where pervs feel home and where lies are common.
by awesomebitche'sname December 8, 2013
For those who don't know what it is, Omegle is a site that allows two people to have an anonymous chat with each other. Two "strangers" are chosen at random, etc etc you know how it goes.
Anyways, Typical Omegle is when you get the same sort of "conversation" repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn't. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you 'asl' which is your Age, Sex and Location.
Interesting note: Watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you're female.
Omegle: 80% Perverts,
12% Illiterate people
4% automated 'bot' ads
2% Annoying kids who think they're little gangstas
1% The mentally disabled
1% Normal people
Anyways, Typical Omegle is when you get the same sort of "conversation" repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn't. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you 'asl' which is your Age, Sex and Location.
Interesting note: Watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you're female.
Omegle: 80% Perverts,
12% Illiterate people
4% automated 'bot' ads
2% Annoying kids who think they're little gangstas
1% The mentally disabled
1% Normal people
-Typical Omegle-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 male New Zealand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey hows it going?
Stranger: nigga fuk dat qeschin
You: What?
Stranger: 13 m uk
You: I don't care
Stranger: FuK U !!!!11!!1!!!!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 male New Zealand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey hows it going?
Stranger: nigga fuk dat qeschin
You: What?
Stranger: 13 m uk
You: I don't care
Stranger: FuK U !!!!11!!1!!!!
You have disconnected.
by sahboh11 December 21, 2011
Omegle words
M14 for example, means the user is a male and is 14 years old
F18 means they are a female and is 18 years old
To use: (genderif you’re trans add a “t” in front of your preferred gender; age)
M14 for example, means the user is a male and is 14 years old
F18 means they are a female and is 18 years old
To use: (genderif you’re trans add a “t” in front of your preferred gender; age)
by Sam1d September 29, 2019