Omegle Convo:
Stranger: horny?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
More..
Me: Hey look at the convo that I had on omegle *sends above*
Friend: Wait.. You aren't? Why'd you sign on then.
Me: ...
Stranger: horny?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
More..
Me: Hey look at the convo that I had on omegle *sends above*
Friend: Wait.. You aren't? Why'd you sign on then.
Me: ...
by StrangerDanger2432 May 16, 2010
Stranger #1: I have a small dick.
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!
by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
Piss off OMEGLE PEople:
you: HNNG?
stranger: another one
stranger: fuck OFF!
Tumblr People:
YOu: HNNG?
stranger: HNND :D
You: anthonyx.tumblr.com
stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com
you: HNNG?
stranger: another one
stranger: fuck OFF!
Tumblr People:
YOu: HNNG?
stranger: HNND :D
You: anthonyx.tumblr.com
stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com
by JOEY231546/ May 16, 2010
1. you go there to find some hot chicks to jerk off to, but you only find other guys jerking off
2. you go there to talk to regular people about normal things, but you only find guys trying to jerk off
2. you go there to talk to regular people about normal things, but you only find guys trying to jerk off
Computer: you are now talking with a random stranger on Omegle.com
guy one: ASL
guy two: is that your dick on the webcam?
Computer: your chat session has ended
guy one: ASL
guy two: is that your dick on the webcam?
Computer: your chat session has ended
by holeman1 March 07, 2014
by Pissclear October 27, 2016
Most people on omegle are either a perverted 40 year old guys showing you thier dick because no one they know wants to see theirs. Or a teenager that just ask girls to show them their tits because they are to pussy to ask girls they actually know.
example one:
Stranger-u wanna see me cum ;)
You- no screw you
You have disconnected
example two: Stranger- bitch show me your tits
You- why beacuse your to afraid to ask a girl thats not on omegle
Stranger- pretty much
You have disconnected
Stranger-u wanna see me cum ;)
You- no screw you
You have disconnected
example two: Stranger- bitch show me your tits
You- why beacuse your to afraid to ask a girl thats not on omegle
Stranger- pretty much
You have disconnected
by 2hot4ubb;) July 04, 2012
A website that randomly selects two people on the website to chat with each other. If you see someone wearing a shirt with this definition on it, try striking up a conversation with them!
We met on Omegle.
by Kwing August 16, 2010
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

