Stranger #1: I have a small dick.
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!
by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
Piss off OMEGLE PEople:
you: HNNG?
stranger: another one
stranger: fuck OFF!
Tumblr People:
YOu: HNNG?
stranger: HNND :D
You: anthonyx.tumblr.com
stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com
you: HNNG?
stranger: another one
stranger: fuck OFF!
Tumblr People:
YOu: HNNG?
stranger: HNND :D
You: anthonyx.tumblr.com
stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com
by JOEY231546/ May 17, 2010
A website for homework help. Just start a new chat, type M for math or F for Physics and then type your grade/year, a helper will be on their way soon!
You: Can you help me with this question?
Friend: No sorry Im having trouble too but i went on omegle and this guy helped me out
Friend: No sorry Im having trouble too but i went on omegle and this guy helped me out
by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn May 14, 2020
Most people on omegle are either a perverted 40 year old guys showing you thier dick because no one they know wants to see theirs. Or a teenager that just ask girls to show them their tits because they are to pussy to ask girls they actually know.
example one:
Stranger-u wanna see me cum ;)
You- no screw you
You have disconnected
example two: Stranger- bitch show me your tits
You- why beacuse your to afraid to ask a girl thats not on omegle
Stranger- pretty much
You have disconnected
Stranger-u wanna see me cum ;)
You- no screw you
You have disconnected
example two: Stranger- bitch show me your tits
You- why beacuse your to afraid to ask a girl thats not on omegle
Stranger- pretty much
You have disconnected
by 2hot4ubb;) July 4, 2012
A website where desperate men go to get girlfriends but only encounter other desperate men and horny pedopiles.
by Antoni van Leewenhoek November 8, 2016
A magical place where you can either meet your new best friend, or be reminded of the reason why you hate socializing. In this realm of ignorance, some people are lucky enough to find a good person. And maybe even have a meaningful conversation with this person. Until that person decides to skip mid conversation. On the other hand, you could bump into a 12 year old gamer boy who thinks its funny to call random people gay. Such experiences can result in the following:
Rethinking your life choices
Closing the website
Immediately skipping
Instant irritation
And More!
Rethinking your life choices
Closing the website
Immediately skipping
Instant irritation
And More!
by Thatoneidioticclassmate May 27, 2021
by A girl who knows way to much April 22, 2018