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A wonderful place in which you are hooked up to a roandom person on the website to speak to.
Omegle

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Expecto patronum!
You: FOR ASLAN!
You: CHING
You: BANG
You: WAZOO!
You: BANG
You: BOOM
You: KABLOOEY!
Stranger: Oh you just reminded me that I have a chocolate milkshake in my fridge.
Stranger: THANK YOU.
by JohhnyMcFinklestien October 26, 2009
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A website where 40 year old men chat to other 40 year old men pretending to be 18 year old girls anonymously.
Standard chat on Omegle:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Im a girl into bdsm looking for someone to be my master I will be your slave…willing to cyber although I have no cam

You: that's sick

You: go away

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by anvilofjustice January 12, 2010
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Omegle.com Talk to strangers!

Stranger: i hate life
You: life just giving you lemons, eh?
Stranger: Def.
You: hm. :( mebbe i could cheer you up.
Stranger: how?
You: amazingly hilarious site esp for ppl whose life has been giving them s**t.
Stranger: really? what is it?
You: lemonparty.com
Stranger: oh, i will most def check it out
You: ENJOY!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

your conversational partner has disconnected.
by Rickroll12345 December 30, 2010
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An anonymous browser-based chat room where the company (Omegle) places you in a one-on-one chat room with a random person. Regardless of what you and your anonymous chat buddy talk about, the conversation will ALWAYS end up about sex...ALWAYS.
Omegle Chat Room:

You: Hey, what's up?
Stranger: Hey, not much, what about you?
You: Not too much, just listening to music.
Stranger: What kind of music?
You: The Sex Pistols; they are my favorite band ever!!
Stranger: M/F?
You: ...Male...why?
Stranger: How big is your member?
by Ecowarrior12 February 09, 2010
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A website in which you can chat with a complete stranger from anywhere around the world at any time of the day. You are you and stranger is stranger. No info need be shared. Nevertheless, "ASL?" (age, sex, location) is the first question "stranger" asks you (unless the first thing asked is "horny?"). Expect to be approached 5/10 times by a guy who has so much sexual tension inside him that he has resorted to this website. 4/10 times, you will be approached by either someone from India, Indonesia, Korea, or any other oriental Asian country. Usually, these people are either sexualy frustrated or are just strange. Thankfully, the "disconnect" button comes in handy at this time. Finally, 1/10 times, you will encounter someone who seems pretty normal. You talk a little, exchange some info, and maybe even go on to chat through a webcam, a recent feauture omegle has to offer.

Overall, it's a pretty cool website and is great when you are bored or just want to talk and meet people. Some, however, take it to the next level and actually continue to communicate with "stranger," whomever that may be, through Facebook, or even find themselves actually meeting this person. Sure, there is a chance this person could be normal, but don't be dismayed when Chris Hanson is the face of the 16 year old hotie you thought you were talking to.

So, omegle is just for fun. Keep it to "you" and "stranger." No more.
How a typical chat may play out on omegle.com:

Stranger: Hi :)
You: Hey =)
Stranger: asl??
You: 19 male California. you?
Stranger: 16 female California :) where in cali?
You: LA area. you?
Stranger: OMG! SAME! If you don't mind me asking, what's your name?
You: hahaha
You: Bernie Lion. You?
Stranger: Veronica Henke :) do you have a webcam?
You: Yeah :)
by judysequoia November 29, 2010
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You: i know you're there.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I am here
You: you weren't going to initiate?
Stranger: I wasn't intending to
Stranger: no
You: oh, and why is that?
Stranger: I'd rather be engaged
Stranger: than engage someone
You: yet, you're on this website. don't you find that slightly hypocritical?
Stranger: I'm here to be entertained
Stranger: I have no incentive to entertain
I'm looking for this stranger from omegle.
by iNeedToFindYou July 24, 2012
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A video chat website, where you connect to complete strangers, though 80 percent of a time it is a dude masturbating to the camera, or lonely fat chicks with their cats, but if you are very lucky you might just see Pewdiepie. 1 out of 9000 chance.
Bob: I hate the internet, too many dicks.
Steve: Were you watching gay porn?
Bob: No, I was on Omegle.
by Lonely Larry January 03, 2015
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