Urban Dictionary: Omegle

Omegle

A convo that goes like this...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: m here
You: ill show u my tittes if u answer 1 question
Stranger: ok
You: ready baby?
Stranger: yup
You: What is your mental/literal physiological in-depth hypothesis of the humane excuse of a certain mentality if you got caught MASTURBATING?
Stranger: dick
You: WRONG BITCH!
You have disconnected

An example of a Omegle convo ^^^^^

by Yeah, Omegle sucks April 21, 2012

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A place on the interwebs where strangers can prank you scare you and show off their bodies.

Omegle is a scary place

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Where people go for 10 minutes when they've been blocked from chatroulette.

"You have been blocked for 10 minutes"
Oh well, Omegle it is.

by jatr June 12, 2010

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You: i know you're there.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I am here
You: you weren't going to initiate?
Stranger: I wasn't intending to
Stranger: no
You: oh, and why is that?
Stranger: I'd rather be engaged
Stranger: than engage someone
You: yet, you're on this website. don't you find that slightly hypocritical?
Stranger: I'm here to be entertained
Stranger: I have no incentive to entertain

I'm looking for this stranger from omegle.

by iNeedToFindYou July 24, 2012

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An anomynous chat service, sort of like an improved version of chatroulette where you can select either webcam or text chat. This website is a great boredom killer but most of the stuff people say is either Asl (Age, sex, location) or male/female.

You: Hello!
Stranger: asl
You: not telling
PEDOPHILE HAS DISCONNECTED

You: Hello
Stranger: M/F?
You: Male
YOUR PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED.
That's Omegle for you.

by le penis head April 29, 2010

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pretty much the most fun you can have with absolutely no consequences

welcome to omegle
YOU-sup
stranger-hey, A/S/L?
YOU-16/M/mexico
stranger-mexico huh?
YOU- yup, im in the cocaine buisness
stranger-...
YOU-want some coke?
stranger-STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED

by ShittyHawk5000-seeminglyscene? August 04, 2009

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A free chatroom where people sit and talk about sex. Here's a real convo I had about 2 minutes before writing this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii. 17/m/tx looking for really cute girls to skypee with ;)
You: mmmm
You: : )
You: I'm cute
You: : )
Stranger: lol you sure?
You: well i think!
You: blonde
You: 5'3'
Stranger: lol you got skype?
You: c cup
You: no zits
You: yup
Stranger: hmm. then what are we waiting forr?
You: i lied to you: I really a pedophile. I live in Colorado, i'm a 50 year old man, and i'm wanted in 5 states.
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: aren't we all...
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: first i gotta see your pics...
You: then learn your address
You: then kidnap you
You: rape you
You: then throw you onto the street
You: like a dog
You: then come back her
You: and start the process again
You: so... pics first?
Your Omegle conversational partner has disconnected.

or save this log or send us feedback.

by OMEGLITE February 22, 2010

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