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A website (omegle.com) that is an anonymous one on one chat, pretty much a feeding ground for pedos.
Chat convo on Omegle...
Pedo: ASL?
Unsuspecting girl: 13/f/ca u?
Pedo: 13 huh?
Unsuspecting girl: ya heehee, how old r u
Pedo: 45, is that too old?
Unsuspecting girl: No heehee.
Pedo: Do you like candy?
by Const.F March 31, 2009
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Omegle is a anonymous chat site for chatting with strangers all around the world. Most people on Omegle look for horny teen girls, and sexting. Also, at least 99,9% percent of its users are:
- horny douchebags looking for sluts to add them on Kik or Skype. Will disconnect if you are male, or don't have Kik/Skype.

- Pedophiles baiting for teen girls, very common in video chat.
- Horny indians. If you are on Omegle, the chances of running into an Indian guy are 75%. They can't spell and sometimes they don't even reply and disconnect immediately. Often avoided by omegle users.
- /b/tards and trolls: Very commonly found when using spy mode. They love to piss of Omegle noobs with nasty stuff and copypasta.
- Bots: Always claim to be female, 20 y/o and from a random US state. They always write the same things, no matter how retarded you behave, and thus they are easily to notice. If they give out a link, it will lead you to some shitty porn site or online farming game.
Generic convo with omegle douche:
Stranger: ASL
You: 16 m US
Your conversational partner has disconnected
If female:
Stranger: ASL
You: f 16 US
Stranger: kik
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Generic convo with indian guy:
Stranger: hi asl?
You: f 16
Stranger: m 20 india
Stranger: u horny?
You have disconnected.

Convo with omegle spam bot:
Stranger: female // 20 // texas
You: DESU
Stranger: im here all alone and horney..
You: DESU
Stranger: recently I took sum pics of myself lol wanna see??
You: DESU
Stranger: cool, hit me up on here: *insert spam site*
You: DESU
Stranger: msg me,.im waiting!!!

Note how I said DESU all the time and the stranger didn't notice. This is a foolproof way to spot a bot.
by princzesa-angelina April 04, 2013
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Omegle.com is the convergence of every side of the interwebz. You've got your horny 16 year olds, your brazilians, your pedos, trolls, lonely fat girls, complete social rejects, and stoners.
by LL Cool Jen December 22, 2009
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Omegle is an online chatroom where you don't need an account. Thought as a Paedophile Heaven for some.
Actual Omegle Convos.

Stranger: Hi, horny, 16.
You: Uhm...
Stranger: asl?
You: 12, f, uk
Stranger: Cute. Send me pic. :D
You have disconnected.

or

You: hi
Stranger: hi. im v horny.
You: LOL
Stranger: bra size?
You: 34dd
Stranger: HOT!
You: really. i hate having these manboobs.
Your conversational...
by paedoproof February 04, 2010
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A troller's, horny teen, pedophile and social reject's paradise. It's the most fun you can have without concequences.
Today on Omegle:
You: Hey! Asl?
Stranger: 17 year old male, usa lookin for some fun
You:(Lie)41 male also lookin 4 some fun. Wach'ya say? Stranger:(Disconnected)

So much fun...:)
by am-chan December 10, 2010
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A website where 13-50 year old horny men who can't get a girlfriend go to masturbate while typing to a "girl". (who's most likely a male as well.) Most people will disregard all truth and say their buff, or have big 'parts', etc.
~WELCOME TO OMEGLE. SAY HI!~
You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 15/m/USA (Notice the M.)
-You disconnect-

You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 13/f/USA
You: o ya babee plz sock mah 8 ench peeniz n tuch my hard abs cuz im a body beldur
Stranger: Why don't you have a seat over there.
by Tonypker13 September 07, 2010
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A convo that goes like this...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: m here
You: ill show u my tittes if u answer 1 question
Stranger: ok
You: ready baby?
Stranger: yup
You: What is your mental/literal physiological in-depth hypothesis of the humane excuse of a certain mentality if you got caught MASTURBATING?
Stranger: dick
You: WRONG BITCH!
You have disconnected
An example of a Omegle convo ^^^^^
by Yeah, Omegle sucks April 21, 2012
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