The one time of year when Americans pretend to actually care about sports like water polo and gymnastics

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)

The way to see which country has the best steroid supplier.

An sporting event originating in Greece as an honor to the gods. In more modern times it has become an international sporting contest were most of the world's countries participate every four years. The athletes selected to participate are their country's cream of the crop and represent their home nation with unparalleled pride. Being awarded a medal means you are one of the best athletes in the world. A pure and true athletic spectacle that has unfortunately received less popularity in recent years.

An excuse to see young people in minimal clothing.

Shorthand for "The Olympic Games": A sporting event held every four years on a very uneven playing field where rich countries' athletes kick poor countries' athletes butts so rich countries can gloat.

Something that would be much more fun to watch if the competitors were allowed to take drugs.