John: Do you want to come outside and throw around a baseball or something?

Chris: No, the Olympics are on. I'm going to go and watch that as well as play my Olympic video game, drink from my Olympic cup, and write a story about the Olympics with my Olympic pen and Olympic themed paper.

John: Wow, you suffer from Olympic Obsessive Disorder!

Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.