The most judgemental person you will meet and cares for max 7 people and is very smart but sport and is handsome with no modesty at all he will be short and skinny. He will be a teachers pet that gets away with everything
We don't like Oliver but he's hot
by Hfggfn shifted April 04, 2016
The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.
A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.
He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.
A saint.
A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.
He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.
A saint.
by lawlwhocarez September 24, 2010
Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.
James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
by Oliver twistopher the eighth July 23, 2017
His name is Oliver but likes to be called Ollie, he has the best hair known to man, and pretty cool t-shirts (Drop Dead).He likes 'Heavy Metal, Rock, Dubstep + Drumstep, Ollie has got a crazy personality and a rather large penis, He is what you call a 'sexual beast'. Become friends with an 'Oliver' a nd your set for life.
by jess is the way forward. October 24, 2010
by Djrjdjdhdjd November 06, 2017
Oliver is a very nice person. He never tries to show off and is very humble. All the girls go mad about him. He is very popular and has alot of freinds. He has beautiful blue eyes and a blistering smile. Very strong. He is perfecr
by Clayton Farms March 17, 2019
Oliver is a boy that will be there for you no matter what. He is caring, nice but makes mistakes. However, if you have an 'Oliver' in your life, don't let him go as he will be there for you no matter what you go through.
by naoba13 February 17, 2017

