The most judgemental person you will meet and cares for max 7 people and is very smart but sport and is handsome with no modesty at all he will be short and skinny. He will be a teachers pet that gets away with everything
We don't like Oliver but he's hot
by Hfggfn shifted April 04, 2016
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The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.

A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.

A saint.
Guy #1: Man look at Oliver, he is so amazing!

Guy #2: I know I wish I was him!
by lawlwhocarez September 24, 2010
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Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.
James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
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His name is Oliver but likes to be called Ollie, he has the best hair known to man, and pretty cool t-shirts (Drop Dead).He likes 'Heavy Metal, Rock, Dubstep + Drumstep, Ollie has got a crazy personality and a rather large penis, He is what you call a 'sexual beast'. Become friends with an 'Oliver' a nd your set for life.
You: Damn i wish Oliver was my friend.
You: I WANT HIS DROP DEAD T-SHIRTS.
by jess is the way forward. October 24, 2010
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Oliver is a very nice person. He never tries to show off and is very humble. All the girls go mad about him. He is very popular and has alot of freinds. He has beautiful blue eyes and a blistering smile. Very strong. He is perfecr
"Hes such an a goodlooking person"

"Ya he must be an Oliver
by Clayton Farms March 17, 2019
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Oliver is a boy that will be there for you no matter what. He is caring, nice but makes mistakes. However, if you have an 'Oliver' in your life, don't let him go as he will be there for you no matter what you go through.
I feel so lonely, I need to have a chat with Oliver.
by naoba13 February 17, 2017
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