The name 'Olena' is usually associated with a girl who is beautiful, strong, compassionate, and incredibly intellectual. She's a very loyal friend, one who will answer your SOS no matter the hour or emergency.

Her quick wit and knowledge of the best things on the internet never ceases to amaze. She's also rather feisty, so you're really screwed when she's angry at you.
She will never judge you even when you've done something stupid. The best part is she can listen and console better than any licensed professional.

All in all, Olena is a girl who deserves a guy who will treat her right and will love her wholeheartedly. She's the kind of friend that make tv shows jealous.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

the most beautiful girl in the history of the univers. known for breaking guys hearts and not telling them

A pretty shy girl with some killer dance moves that she rarely shows. She’s super nice, has a great sense of humor and doesn’t seem to realize how awesome she is so she always underestimates herself and remains synical even though everyone can see that she is amazing.

Someone who is socially awkward and does nonsensical things at random times.

Any one who's self-centered, an only talks about themselfes the whole day.

A crazy, kinky, crackhead who is very dumb. However, she makes a great friend and a loyal companion.
Did I mention that she is dumb????
oh yeah i did.
and i oop-

Olena is the best weird friend in the world, she is very brave and does both dumb and smart things. She likes everything were there is a bow and arrow in, for example hunger games. She knows everything (she thinks) ; ). She has her own sailing boat, but doesn't * about it. In the beginning she is very shy but when you get to know her better she is an amazing and loyal friend.