a genetic disorder of having a male older sibling. They have two objectives on life, one to annoy the living piss out of you, and two to protect/ teach you.
"My older brother is a total prick."
"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."
"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"
"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."
"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"
by avelmen1889 January 11, 2010
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by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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The prentensious prick of the family and just makes you look bad by saying he’s stronger and smarter which is only because of puberty and when they were born. Also plays only fortnite on anything gaming systems they own
My older brother is shit
by BLINGxCR-the-pro-genji April 30, 2018
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Examples:
You: Hey can I show you something?
Your older brother: Get out of my room
You: Can you help me with this
Your older brother: Do it yourself
You are trying to fap in the bathroom and your brother knocks on the door and tells you he need to go.
You open the door and your brother washes his hands and walks away
You: Hey can I show you something?
Your older brother: Get out of my room
You: Can you help me with this
Your older brother: Do it yourself
You are trying to fap in the bathroom and your brother knocks on the door and tells you he need to go.
You open the door and your brother washes his hands and walks away
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by Bigg_E_Rection January 05, 2021
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An annoying shit head that is about a year older than you that gets treated well as the younger brother gets treated like ass.
My older brother is an annoying prick
by Bob5748 January 20, 2020
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