An Old Wykehamist / alumnus of Winchester College, England.

Gray pubes. Silver bush. Old pussy.

A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.

Doggy style creampie in your backyard

When you get so hammered the night before that the next day when the hangover kicks in you just want to be taken out back and shot

When you brutally or abruptly end a relationship or sex with a girl

Old Yeller Rule is when something or someone has to be taken out back and shot, for something extremely cringey.