Old Lady Hack - (also called Tonsilith or Tonsil Stone) are caused by of any of the following getting stuck in the tonsils:

* food particles
* dead white blood cells
* oral bacteria

They are described as having a nasty odor like halitosis concentrated into a small stone. They look like cottage cheese in color and texture.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."