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Jennifer Caldwell (an alternate on UK Tour of Six the Musical) is the definition of old, just like she mentioned on multiple occasions to multiple people
Jennifer Caldwell "I'm 85 million years old"
by catherine.parr.1512 October 18, 2020
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Aug 8 Word of the Day
Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN
"Check out the pata sucia on that vaca. Hey tubby, put your shoes back on."
by luvmyreddog June 22, 2014
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"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
by alvit July 07, 2009
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1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.
1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.
by Diggity Monkeez March 05, 2005
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Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.
candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.
by Wayne Static May 11, 2005
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