If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

The only correct way to freshen up a manly body, is with the manliest scent that ever graced the earth, and that manly scent which raises the sun in the morning, is Old Spice.

God was the first person to begin wearing Old Spice, and look at where he is now. Old Spice comes in many scents, each one is a manly blast of manliness, but in different forms. Some may allow you to rule the world with your right hand and eat the Sandwhich of Victory with the other. Others may make you irresistible to women of the highest caliber.

the reason you fucked that bitch

(n.) A masculine blend of sweat, gasoline, and animal blood, it is the sure way to snag the hottest chick at the bowling alley.

A perfume designed for men to make them smell good and disguise body odors when they don't have time to shower

Pure awesomeness; of the highest praise. Used to describe extreme events and/or acts of manliness. The persons involved in said events/acts automatically gain a man card.