Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.
Old Fartful - Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.
by MMMM Tanner October 06, 2007
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An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)
Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?
by Light Joker August 18, 2004
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An old guy that is just not right
Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.
by old fart's son November 21, 2010
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Am older person who values old fashioned values
As an old fart I do not think to discipline a kid with a snack is child abuse and it is not offensive for a male to open a door for a female
by juggler65 January 29, 2017
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A really old person who has no idea what a phone is and constantly tells you about 'back in their day' which was WAY back before even your grandparents were born.they can often be rude and people use 'old fart' as an insult to a non modern,or lame person.
Bob: let me tell you about how it was back in my day,when we didn't have phones or medicine or anything
Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it
by BUMHOLIO12123 April 24, 2020
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What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.
I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.
by Airica November 12, 2005
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1- a word used to describe a person who is annoying or someone who u r mad at most of the time
person 1- ugh lauren is SO ANNOYING

person 2- I KNOW shes such an old fart
by ugh!!! August 02, 2010
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