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When a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in sexual intercourse before he shoots his load. A thoroughly unsatisfactory shag.
I had sex with Martin last night. He was a total oil can - two pumps and a squirt and he was done.
by gobblerhaha September 01, 2009
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When a meth addict is in need of another injection of methamphetamine by syringe. Like the tin man off Wizard of Oz when he seizes up and needs oil "meth"
by J. T-rammel December 23, 2019
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a kick ass pint of foster's! you can pick it up at your friendly local seven-eleven.
yo go pick me up a oil can for tonight!
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A large thick long cock that you shove into the dames violently!
Ronnie shoved his oil can deep in Amanda's ass till she cried.
by Clift July 05, 2006
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Someone that consumes a lot of alcohol and is considered an alcoholic.
Look at him over there getting wasted. Yeah that guy is an oil can.
by Scoomish September 29, 2019
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