comes from the 19th-century American practice of selling cure-all elixirs in traveling medicine shows. Snake oil salesmen would falsely claim that the potions would cure any ailments. now-a-days it refers to fake products.
"why did you buy that snake oil? it does absolutely nothing!"
by x March 12, 2004
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Oil from a bushy herb of the mint family with small, pale pink-white flowers. Often used by Hippies to cover up the scent of body odor and/or Cannabis use. Celebrity fitness trainer Vinnie Tortorich uses the phrase "Patchouli oil" as a derogatory term for people who shop at whole food grocery stores and smell like the oil and willingly overpay to maintain the appearance of moral superiority through conspicuous consumption.
That dude with the man bun who smells like Patchouli oil just came out of that whole foods store with 2 bags, or about $400 worth, of natural snacks that are all terrible for your health.
by Dave The Kayaker October 06, 2017
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What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.
Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
by derpsderps February 12, 2019
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The actual funk juice of a non hygienic vagina.
She was sitting at the bar with the stench of tuna oil in the air. The bar keep politely ask the patron to leave because it was a steak house and they didn't sell seafood.
by Marcus Aerilius January 07, 2015
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To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant
last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood
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1) a water pipe equipped with a nail (made of Ti, boro glass, or quartz) used to vaporize marijuana concentrates such as hash oil or BHO.
When Jimmy used his new oil rig, he took seven dabs and then ate two pizzas all by himself.
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A pejorative term for the 6 major oil (petroleum) companies. These companies are ExxonMobil, Royal Dutch Shell, BP, Chevron Corporation, ConocoPhillips, and Total S.A.
Looks like Big Oil stocks are up today.
by blenheimears October 26, 2008
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