Jacksonville ohio, the place before Chauncey ohio & Glouster Ohio, it's like the step sister who thinks her shit doesn't stink, when her step brother glouster is the trashy drug dealer and her step sister Chauncey is the slutty stepsister with 5 kids by 5 different baby daddies. Jacksonville is the place where the people who live there get pissed when you say their from Glouster, even though it's 2 mIles up the road. Where the locals say "at least I'm not from glouster!" But they all go to the same High School.

The definition of pussies. They like to try and paralyze the opposing teams players while their moms have a threesome in the stands

A bunch of bitch ass mommies boys who like to butt fuck their own Asian milf moms who cheer for their kids when they try and paralyze their opponents players. The coach then proceeds to tell the kid who beat his player’s bitch ass to go fuck himself.

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.

The severe nervousness which one feels when one knows that one is going to have to interact with a human from Ohio.

The act of taking a large dump but getting so distracted on your phone or any device that you forget to wipe. This results in feces sitting in your anal cavern for the rest of the day until you take another crap.

When you complete a Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Bowtie, and Columbus Coif in your sexual endeavors.