Michigan's diaper. A flat expanse, Ohio is the unfortunate domicile to millions of unintelligent mush-heads with no identity and no real home. The inhabitants are borne of a governmental experiment gone wrong that can no longer be dealt with (like social security). They are an abomination genetic experiment to see if a hybrid of Appalacian hillbilly, southern redneck, and midwestern yokel could be biologically viable. Against all odds, they survived and reproduced uncontrollably. A large tract of land south of Michigan and north of the Ohio river was mostly uninhabited. The Native Americans called it the "Land of the lost buffalo" and were originally going to make it a reservation for the pale-faced settlers. Thousands of garbage trucks dumped the experiments in Ohio, where they reside today.
by LeBron May 8, 2012
Home of the number one rated amusement park in the entire world, Cedar Point. Also home to the disgusting Buckeyes team that pays its college athletes to compete and then tries to hide when it gets in trouble. Ohio does have some hot, farm bred girls though. Cheers to Ohio.
by hexum January 20, 2005
Diverse state by Michigan and Indiana where one minute you're in ghetto Cleveland where everybody is unique and the next in a rich suburb where every single girl looks and dresses the same. Has a lot of small towns and big cities even though it's pretty small. Airplanes were invented here, so without us, 9-11 would have never happened. Neither would've Halle Berry. Sad but true.
by Pringlexeater December 30, 2010
A cornball of a state that will never be capable of making up it's mind about it's weather or it's political views. Every one of their sports teams are garbage and other than Katt Williams (and look at him now) no celebrity from that state are even relevant. Retarded grasp of politics voting democrat one term then republic the next and so on.
In conclusion Ohio is a push-over state with decent heritage and qualities
In conclusion Ohio is a push-over state with decent heritage and qualities
Dude A: YO you heard? The Cavaliers loss to the Magics the MAGICS, man!
Dude B: Man I know, Ohio weak as shit now.
Dude B: Man I know, Ohio weak as shit now.
by Danny Mattherson February 12, 2014
The best state in America. Most people say it's just farms and corn, but I don't give a shit about what they say. It's the exact opposite. There's so much to discover in the wonderful state of Ohio!
Here you can find:
The first traffic light
Cedar Point & King's Island
Many sports teams
Air force museum
The craziest weather
Pro Football HOF
Rock&Roll HOF
..and much, much more!
Here you can find:
The first traffic light
Cedar Point & King's Island
Many sports teams
Air force museum
The craziest weather
Pro Football HOF
Rock&Roll HOF
..and much, much more!
Person 1: Hey bro have you been to Ohio?
Person 2: No, why would I? It's just corn.
Person 1: You don't know what you're missing out on.
Person 2: No, why would I? It's just corn.
Person 1: You don't know what you're missing out on.
by TSwany September 3, 2017
by I like avocados November 17, 2019
If you are from Ohio you should go back to where you came from because you will be accused of being Jake or Logan Paul. If you are from Ohio....
GET STUFFED
GET STUFFED
by ImNotZekeAtAll... August 23, 2017